zato-01:

zato-01:

my new year’s resolutions is to never nut again

damn it…. i’m a failure…. what a fool i was

dustail:

zubatman:

i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

I looked down expecting to see a noble person defending the goodness that is a mint and chocolate combo but no, the burden falls to me, the sole person on this hellsite with good taste apparently

meepface:

i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

jodiefoster:

you: i love you More
me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-